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 +====== Script - conversation with the lads recorded summer 1997 ======
  
-Script - verbatim conversation with the lads recorded summer 1997 
  
  
-Neil: Are those students coming down tonight?+**Neil:** Are those students coming down tonight?
  
-Stu:+**Dom:** Yeah I think they are, We've got to beat them!
  
-DomYeah I think they are, We've got to beat them!+**Neil:** Didn't we beat them last week in the first half?
  
-Stu+**Paul:** We always beat them in the first bit and they always beat us in the second bit.
  
-NeilDidn't we beat them last week in the first half?+**Stu:** FUCKIN HELL!
  
-Stu+**Neil:** Cos everyone give up.
  
-PaulWe always beat them in the first bit and they always beat us in the second bit.+**Stu:** Sixteen years old and he's signing for Inter.
  
-StuFUCKIN HELL!+**Dom:** Tennis is so crap.
  
-NeilCos everyone give up.+**Stu:** Like Ronaldo, he's 20 and he's making more money in a week than I am in a year.
  
-StuSixteen years old and he'signing for Inter.+**Dom:** You wanna go to the pictures, it'a quid.
  
-DomTennis is so crap.+**Stu:** Where at.
  
-StuLike Ronaldo, he's 20 and he's making more money in a week than I am in a year.+**Dom:** Everywhere 'National Cinema Day', 'away!
  
-DomYou wanna go to the picturesit's a quid.+**Stu:** What shall we watchhow about that thing with Tupac in?
  
-StuWhere at.+**Dom:** We should just go and walk in and go, 'We're here, a pound, which one can we see?'
  
-DomEverywhere 'National Cinema Day', 'away!+**Stu:** Has anyone got a magazine to tell us which time it starts?
  
-StuWhat shall we watch, how about that thing with Tupac in?+**Dom:** Last nights Press.
  
-Dom: We should just go and walk in and go'We're here, a pound, which one can we see?'+**Dom:** Neilis it National Cinema Day today?
  
-StuHas anyone got a magazine to tell us which time it starts?+**Neil:** Ye
  
-DomLast nights Press.+**Stu:** Well Neil, We're off to the F*ckin cinema, so there!
  
-Stu:+**Stu:** I aren't off to the Odeon, I have that f*cking dive.
  
-Dom: Neil, is it National Cinema Day today?+**Dom:** Well don't. Shut up wingeing.
  
-Stu:+**Stu:** I'm just saying.
  
-NeilYe+**Dom:** All I hear from you is 'ooh lifes so hard on me'.
  
-Stu: Well Neil, We're off to the Fuckin cinema, so there!+**Stu:** Did you see in the paper about Vanilla F*ckin Ice?
  
-StuI aren't off to the Odeon, I have that fucking dive.+**Paul:** Oh about him twenty million in debt?
  
-DomWell don't. Shut up wingeing.+**Stu:** Yeah he'd blown twenty million, Ferrari's and fucking drugs and sh*t.
  
-Stu: I'm just saying.+**Paul:** But he said he was sat there and all the people around him were becoming rich and stuff off him, the management team were becoming millionaires before he realised what's happening. 
 + 
 +**Stu:** What were they doing? I didn't read it. 
 + 
 +**Paul:** They were like, ripping him off. 
 + 
 +**Stu:** His song was the biggest ever selling debut single! 
 + 
 +**Dom:** Yeah but then they sued him didn't they. 
 + 
 +**Stu:** Oh why did he do it without authority? 
 + 
 +**Dom:** We're going to have to phone them. They're sad as fuck, Ryan goes on about them like they're brilliant, I'like, 'I can't understand why you don't like them'
 + 
 +**Stu:** Does anyone know the number for Warner? 
 + 
 +**Stu:** Is that Gerry out of Spice Girls with her f*cking t*ts out? 
 + 
 +**Dom:** Ye 
 + 
 +**Stu:** Well she's always completely b*llocko. I always knew she was a tart. 
 + 
 +**Paul:** Have a loom on text. 
 + 
 +**Dom:** Have you got any sugar? 
 + 
 +**Neil:** In the kitchen. 
 + 
 +**Dom:** What are we off to see then? 
 + 
 +**Stu:** I reckon we should go see that Tupac film. 
 + 
 +**Paul:** It's Channel 4 I don't know what page it is. 
 + 
 +**Stu:** I don't know if I'd go out with any of the Spice Girls, they're right slappers. 
 + 
 +**Neil:** But they're meant to be so they're pullable, they're not supermodels or anything like that. 
 + 
 +**Paul:** I bet they get real hassle when they go out round town. 
 + 
 +**Neil:** Did you? So how long you been up Neil? 
 + 
 +**Neil:** Probably about half an hour? 
 + 
 +**Stu:** Have you ever seen the programme on Sunday called 'Straight up' about those lasses f*cking fighting and that? 
 + 
 +**Dom:** Yeh, I watched it. 
 + 
 +**Stu:** Silly b*tches. They're going as if someone is twelve. 
 + 
 +**Dom:** They all had their heads covered and that, and they were all like 'aaaaalright yeeaah'
 + 
 +**Stu:** If someone starts on you and you get hammered and you go home and your mum hammers you. 
 + 
 +**Dom:** He he, ye. 
 + 
 +**Stu:** So you get filled in, and you come out to have another go. 
 + 
 +**Dom:** You're like that 'nice parents'
 + 
 +**Stu:** I thought you sad b*tches. 
 + 
 +**Stu:** They were about twenty some of them quite decent girls. 
 + 
 +**//Sound of Metz advert on TV.//** 
 + 
 +**Neil:** This tells you why he drinks dunnit. 
 + 
 +**Dom:** What..? It's dosen't. 
 + 
 +**Stu:** It f*ckin dun't it just says.. 
 + 
 +**Dom:** Cos he. 
 + 
 +**Neil:** To blend in and aaah. 
 + 
 +**Dom:** Neil it's on and you're p*ssing about. 
 + 
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-Dom: All I hear from you is 'ooh lifes so hard on me'. 
  
  
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