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--- lads_chatting [2026/09/14 22:56] – neilwinterburn
+++ lads_chatting [2026/09/14 23:19] (current) – neilwinterburn
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 **Neil:** Are those students coming down tonight?
-**Stu:**
 **Dom:** Yeah I think they are, We've got to beat them!
-**Stu:**
 **Neil:** Didn't we beat them last week in the first half?
-**Stu:**
 **Paul:** We always beat them in the first bit and they always beat us in the second bit.
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 **Dom:** Last nights Press.
-**Stu:**
 **Dom:** Neil, is it National Cinema Day today?
-**Stu:**
 **Neil:** Ye
-**Stu:** Well Neil, We're off to the Fuckin cinema, so there!
+**Stu:** Well Neil, We're off to the F*ckin cinema, so there!
-**Stu:** I aren't off to the Odeon, I have that fucking dive.
+**Stu:** I aren't off to the Odeon, I have that f*cking dive.
 **Dom:** Well don't. Shut up wingeing.
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 **Dom:** All I hear from you is 'ooh lifes so hard on me'.
-**Stu:** Did you see in the paper about Vanilla Fuckin Ice?
+**Stu:** Did you see in the paper about Vanilla F*ckin Ice?
+**Paul:** Oh about him twenty million in debt?
+**Stu:** Yeah he'd blown twenty million, Ferrari's and fucking drugs and sh*t.
+**Paul:** But he said he was sat there and all the people around him were becoming rich and stuff off him, the management team were becoming millionaires before he realised what's happening.
+**Stu:** What were they doing? I didn't read it.
+**Paul:** They were like, ripping him off.
+**Stu:** His song was the biggest ever selling debut single!
+**Dom:** Yeah but then they sued him didn't they.
+**Stu:** Oh why did he do it without authority?
+**Dom:** We're going to have to phone them. They're sad as fuck, Ryan goes on about them like they're brilliant, I'm like, 'I can't understand why you don't like them'.
+**Stu:** Does anyone know the number for Warner?
+**Stu:** Is that Gerry out of Spice Girls with her f*cking t*ts out?
+**Dom:** Ye
+**Stu:** Well she's always completely b*llocko. I always knew she was a tart.
+**Paul:** Have a loom on text.
+**Dom:** Have you got any sugar?
+**Neil:** In the kitchen.
+**Dom:** What are we off to see then?
+**Stu:** I reckon we should go see that Tupac film.
+**Paul:** It's Channel 4 I don't know what page it is.
+**Stu:** I don't know if I'd go out with any of the Spice Girls, they're right slappers.
+**Neil:** But they're meant to be so they're pullable, they're not supermodels or anything like that.
+**Paul:** I bet they get real hassle when they go out round town.
+**Neil:** Did you? So how long you been up Neil?
+**Neil:** Probably about half an hour?
+**Stu:** Have you ever seen the programme on Sunday called 'Straight up' about those lasses f*cking fighting and that?
+**Dom:** Yeh, I watched it.
+**Stu:** Silly b*tches. They're going as if someone is twelve.
+**Dom:** They all had their heads covered and that, and they were all like 'aaaaalright yeeaah'.
+**Stu:** If someone starts on you and you get hammered and you go home and your mum hammers you.
+**Dom:** He he, ye.
+**Stu:** So you get filled in, and you come out to have another go.
+**Dom:** You're like that 'nice parents'.
+**Stu:** I thought you sad b*tches.
+**Stu:** They were about twenty some of them quite decent girls.
+**//Sound of Metz advert on TV.//**
+**Neil:** This tells you why he drinks dunnit.
+**Dom:** What..? It's dosen't.
+**Stu:** It f*ckin dun't it just says..
+**Dom:** Cos he.
+**Neil:** To blend in and aaah.
+**Dom:** Neil it's on and you're p*ssing about.